Johnny Depp: (about Al Pacino) He likes to tell jokes. And he liked to tell me this one specific joke over and over, and I, uh, didn’t really understand it.
David Letterman: You didn’t get the joke.
Johnny Depp: I didn’t get the joke.
David Latterman: Do you remember the joke?
Johnny Depp: Yeah, he used to lean over and say, (imitating Al) “John, a skeleton goes into a bar.. orders a beer, and a mop.”

(Source: johnnydepps, via hogwarts-world)